my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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