They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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