So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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