She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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