Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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