his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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