I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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