He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also, beer. Big fan.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
