Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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