I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
did you just send me my own nude
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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