...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize