she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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