I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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