Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
