Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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