I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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