i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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