Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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