Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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