Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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