do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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