I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
