I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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