There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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