we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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