Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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