Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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