Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
