I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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