In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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