I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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