Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just high enough for therapy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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