I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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