I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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