How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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