Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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