would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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