i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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