you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The air taste purple.
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