So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize