Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
how does that bad decision feel?
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