If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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