me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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