Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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