HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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