Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You pole danced in your parka.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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