if i can run in heels then i can drive
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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