this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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