Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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