can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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