dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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