My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
