I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
