i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Sober January is a disaster.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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