Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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