i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's never too late to be topless.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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